{"id":141,"date":"2005-07-01T15:51:27","date_gmt":"2005-07-01T14:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/?p=141"},"modified":"2011-05-09T19:41:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T17:41:21","slug":"im-a-sheep-shagger-from-aberdeen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"I’m a sheep shagger from Aberdeen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Billy ConnollyF?r alle, die den Text zu Billy Connollys Song „Evil Scotsman“ suchen, habe ich hier die Rettung. Den Text einmal komplett und unzensiert \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

If your looking for trouble,
\nYou’re in the right place,
\nDon’t look at me like that, or i’ll headbutt your face
\ni’m a mean motherfucker,
\ni was born that way,
\nand just because i wear a skirt don’t think i’m fuckin‘ gay.<\/p>\n

‚Cause i’m an evil scotsman,
\nand Jimmy is my name,
\ni’m a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
\nand causing pain is my game.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

\nNow if you’re a woman,
\nmarried or not,
\nI’ll take all your kit off and i’ll dive in your mot,
\ni’ll take your legs and spread them wide,
\nand then i’ll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,<\/p>\n

i’m an evil scotsman,
\nand My name is Jock
\nand the girls are all gaggin‘ for a portion of my 10″ cock,<\/p>\n

Yes i’m an evil Scotsman
\nand my name is Jock<\/p>\n

i’ve got one hand in my pocket
\nand i’m playing with my 10″ cock<\/p>\n

i don’t care where you come from,
\nif you’re big or you’re small,
\ni’ve fought the best,
\nand i beat them all.
\nIf your english or irish,
\nyou won’t have to die,
\nbut if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.<\/p>\n

i’m an evil scotsman,
\nand Jock is my name,
\nif you don’t like the rules don’t play the fuckin‘ game,
\nyes, i’m an evil Scotsman
\nmy name is Jock!
\nand the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10″ cock.<\/p>\n

OH Yeah,
\nFucker,
\nWankers,
\nKnob Heads.
\nThankyou.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

F?r alle, die den Text zu Billy Connollys Song „Evil Scotsman“ suchen, habe ich hier die Rettung. Den Text einmal komplett und unzensiert \ud83d\ude09 If your looking for trouble, You’re in the right place, Don’t look at me like that, or i’ll headbutt your face i’m a mean motherfucker, i was born that way, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kunst-und-kultur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nodch.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}