I’m a sheep shagger from Aberdeen

Billy ConnollyF?r alle, die den Text zu Billy Connollys Song „Evil Scotsman“ suchen, habe ich hier die Rettung. Den Text einmal komplett und unzensiert ­čśë

If your looking for trouble,
You’re in the right place,
Don’t look at me like that, or i’ll headbutt your face
i’m a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don’t think i’m fuckin‘ gay.

‚Cause i’m an evil scotsman,
and Jimmy is my name,
i’m a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.

Now if you’re a woman,
married or not,
I’ll take all your kit off and i’ll dive in your mot,
i’ll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i’ll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,

i’m an evil scotsman,
and My name is Jock
and the girls are all gaggin‘ for a portion of my 10″ cock,

Yes i’m an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock

i’ve got one hand in my pocket
and i’m playing with my 10″ cock

i don’t care where you come from,
if you’re big or you’re small,
i’ve fought the best,
and i beat them all.
If your english or irish,
you won’t have to die,
but if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.

i’m an evil scotsman,
and Jock is my name,
if you don’t like the rules don’t play the fuckin‘ game,
yes, i’m an evil Scotsman
my name is Jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10″ cock.

OH Yeah,
Knob Heads.